its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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