I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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