I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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