three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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