Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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