I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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