last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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