I'm really into asian looking animals
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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