My nipple is on Facebook.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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