Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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