windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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