On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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