Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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