me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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