Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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