Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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