My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
40s are totally the cure
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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