I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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