Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just want to make out with him forever
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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