yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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