I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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