Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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