she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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