I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
