Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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