We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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