I wannas sexs uuuuu
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
