That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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