At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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