My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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