I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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