I want to stick my p in your. b.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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