Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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