haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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