the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
