margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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