Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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