Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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