Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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