do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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