Your tits are I can't wait for
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm like, not good at living.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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