there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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