Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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