Don't make out with my wife yet
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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