So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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go home
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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