He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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