they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
