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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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