I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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