When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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