i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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