Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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