I'm drive I can fine osifer
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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