Your mouth is God's brothel.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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