I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
How naked do you want me to be?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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