honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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