I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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