She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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