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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  this must be what syphilis tastes like

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.

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• (424): View more from California

  I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It tasted better than Jesus's hair.

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• (415): View more from California

  I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet

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• (684): View more from American Samoa

  Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.

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