don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
